Marisa: Can you keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

Donna: What are you doing here?
Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I thought I'd drop in and say hi.

Tanya: [to Sophie] You probably don't recognize me.
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.

[holding up Sophie's underwear] Does she wear this or floss with it?

Rosie

[reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.

Sophie

Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!

[hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.

Donna

It's my last night of freedom... which is what some might see it, but for me it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.

Sky

[to Tanya] Typical, you wait 20 years for a father and then three show up at once.

Rosie

Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.

Sam Carmichael

Sophie: I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Ali: You found him!?
Sophie: Well not exactly.

Sophie: I don't care if you've slept with hundreds of men!
Donna: I haven't slept with HUNDREDS of men...!

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