Romance Quotes
It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts!
C.D. Bales
C.D. Bales: [the first time Chris sees C.D.'s nose] It's hypnotic, isn't it?
Chris McConnell: It's huge! It's enormous! It's gigantic! I mean, they said it was big, but I didn't expect it to be BIG!
Well, every job has a perfect tool. Let's see... Uh, this lock doesn't accept Master Card.
C.D. Bales
Chris McConnell: What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist.
C.D. Bales: Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist.
Dixie: Hey, what about your boyfriend? What was his name?
Roxanne Kowalski: Richard.
Dixie: When's he coming?
Roxanne Kowalski: He's not. He's not coming.
Dixie: What happened?
Roxanne Kowalski: We just ran out of gas. I guess I mistook sex for love.
Sandy: Oh, I did that once. It was great.
[unable to sip from a narrow-mouthed wineglass, C.D. sticks his nose into the glass and snorts it]
C.D. Bales: Party trick. Ah, well, a nose by any other name...
Roxanne Kowalski: Would smell as sweet.
That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department.
Andy
Dixie: Want anything? A drink?
C.D. Bales: Yeah, but if I ask for another one, give it to me.
Sandy: He's got a great ass.
Roxanne Kowalski: Too bad it's on his shoulders.
Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?
Chris McConnell
I, uh, notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a wise choice. I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as far if she'd have had an anchor on her arm.
C.D. Bales
I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.
C.D. Bales
