Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet.
[to Tess while waiting on Finn] Your married a guy for sex and then expected him to be smart.Tess's Laywer
We just had sex in a church! I can't believe we haven't been struck buy lightening yet!Tess Finnegan
Tess Finnegan: [together with Finn in an underground room] Don't even think about it.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: What?
Tess Finnegan: Don't what me. You know what.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: We found something. I mean we found something!
[pull out a barrel from a hole dug]
Tess Finnegan: What if it's a body?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: Well he was a midget, with very cheap relatives.
Tess Finnegan: What if it's a head?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: [pauses and turns around] Do you mind?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: If we don't go after that treasure, it's going to haunt us for the rest of our lives and you know it. You really think I'd lie about something liek this?
Tess Finnegan: Why not? You're liar.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: This is such an inappropriate time to dwell on that!
Come on, Tess. You're not going hit me.Ben 'Finn' Finnegan
Frat boy #1: [during a struggle with an old sword] When was that last time you had this thing sharpened?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: [gasping] 1750.
Tess Finnegan: [as they sit in an airplane] We're flying! How do you know how to do this?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: Playstation!
Tess Finnegan: Oh god.
So now, alone or not, you've got a walk ahead. Thing to remember is if we're all alone, then we're all together in that too.Patricia
I bet you've had a hard time walking into a room full of people on your own, right? Yeah. I know that. I know what it is not to feel like your in the room until he looks at you or touches your hand or even makes a joke at your expense, just to let everyone know... you're with him. You're his.Patricia
You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.Sharon McCarthy