Anybody see 'Battle of the 80's has-beens' last night? That Debbie Gibson can take a punch.Alex Fletcher
People wait their whole lives to see an ex when things are going really good. it NEVER happens. You could make relationship history!Alex Fletcher
Are you trying to tell me that you enjoyed that orgasm set to the "Gandhi" Soundtrack?Sophie Fisher
Sophie Fisher: [Moves chair]
Alex Fletcher: What are you doing, you madwoman, you're wrecking my apartment!
Sophie Fisher: Well, I can't write sitting all the way across the room.
Alex Fletcher: No, go back to your corner!
Alex Fletcher: ...Fine, alright.
Alex Fletcher: I'm blocked. How am I supposed to get out?
Sophie Fisher: Go out the other side.
Alex Fletcher: But... but... I've never been out the other side.
Alex Fletcher: Theoretically, I could pick you up because I will be taking a cab.
Sophie Fisher: I could be standing outside at 9:40 in bright orange clothes, so you wouldn't miss me...
Alex Fletcher: Oh good, you'll get some road work done while you wait then.
My face is in the butter.Alex Fletcher
Alex Fletcher: The best time I've had in the last fifteen years was sitting at that piano with you.
Sophie Fisher: That's wonderfully sensitive... especially from a man who wears such tight pants.
Alex Fletcher: It forces all the blood to my heart.
I like your roof. It's good that its upstairs.Alex Fletcher
[while performing] Girls, tell me something... Are these pants a bit too tight?Alex Fletcher
Alex Fletcher: [singing] Sleeping with a clown above my bed...
Alex Fletcher: "Clown" is not right
Sophie Fisher: That's "cloud." Why would you put a clown in your bed?
Alex Fletcher: It would not be the first time.
What took you so long?Fritz
Gray: What's your favorite color?