Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

Lauren: Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not this week.

Nothing beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Stan Harris

Emma (getting into cab): Take me to Adam's house.
Cab Driver: Where's that?
Emma: Where Adam lives.

Have you ever gone down a road, far down and wondered, maybe it wasn't what you want?

Dex

I know what going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

Adam

You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little b**ch?

Trish (to Lauren)

Don't go with the better guy; go with the guy who makes you better.

Trish

Grandpa Jed: So you went out for a slice of pizza, right? And you may have just run into the one. You know what that is?
Sam: Insanity?
Grandpa Jed: Serendipity. You don't mess with serendipity.

Ethan: What do you want?
Rachel: I want not to want him.

We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

Shira

(Said to Adam): Don't screw it up. Ten years from now you're going to be having sex with your wife and it's going to be in the missionary position and one of you is going to be asleep.

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