Emma (getting into cab): Take me to Adam's house.
Cab Driver: Where's that?
Emma: Where Adam lives.

Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

Lauren: Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not this week.

Grandpa Jed: So you went out for a slice of pizza, right? And you may have just run into the one. You know what that is?
Sam: Insanity?
Grandpa Jed: Serendipity. You don't mess with serendipity.

Have you ever gone down a road, far down and wondered, maybe it wasn't what you want?

Dex

I know what going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

Adam

Don't go with the better guy; go with the guy who makes you better.

Trish

Nothing beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Stan Harris

You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little b**ch?

Trish (to Lauren)

Ethan: What do you want?
Rachel: I want not to want him.

We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

Shira

You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

Emma

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