(to Dex and Rachel) If people fall in love based on similarity, then two of you would be a couple.


You're 30, you can't afford to be picky.


Let's go honey. Nobody wins when pregnant women fight.


Nothing beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Stan Harris

New Year's is the worst night of all to go out. People who don't drink or party all year suddenly going all Kanye on you...


Grandpa Jed: So you went out for a slice of pizza, right? And you may have just run into the one. You know what that is?
Sam: Insanity?
Grandpa Jed: Serendipity. You don't mess with serendipity.

Tess: My water just broke!
Griffin: All of it?

If you're here, who's singing in Times Square?


Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

Don't go with the better guy; go with the guy who makes you better.


May the best man win.


Tuck is great. He's sweet. He's kind. We have so much fun. But he's maybe too sweet -- a little earnest? Sort of safe.

Lauren (to Trish)

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