Let's go honey. Nobody wins when pregnant women fight.

Griffin

Nothing beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Stan Harris

New Year's is the worst night of all to go out. People who don't drink or party all year suddenly going all Kanye on you...

Randy

Grandpa Jed: So you went out for a slice of pizza, right? And you may have just run into the one. You know what that is?
Sam: Insanity?
Grandpa Jed: Serendipity. You don't mess with serendipity.

Tess: My water just broke!
Griffin: All of it?

If you're here, who's singing in Times Square?

Laura

Don't go with the better guy; go with the guy who makes you better.

Trish

May the best man win.

FDR

Tuck is great. He's sweet. He's kind. We have so much fun. But he's maybe too sweet -- a little earnest? Sort of safe.

Lauren (to Trish)

Lauren: Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not this week.

Okay you can do this. You are confident woman who can deal with conflict. I'm going to pass out. Just get out there, tell them your decision. They're rational. They may even become friends. They'll probably just shake hands....

Lauren

You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little b**ch?

Trish (to Lauren)

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