Peter Warne: Just keep your eye on that thumb.
Ellie Andrews: Still got my eye on the thumb. Peter Warne: Something must have happened. I'll try number 2.
Ellie Andrews: Well, wake me up when you get to 100.

Oscar Shapeley: Believe you me!
Ellie Andrews: Believe you me, you bore me to distraction.

We'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off. Promise me we'll never get off.

Ellie Andrews

[drinking a toast] Well, here's to the merry-go-round.

Ellie Andrews

Oh, I see, young people in love are never hungry.


Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.
Jordan: Shut up, Harper.

Candace: I'm just saying, Jordan's good people, you should get to know her.
Robyn: What's to know? She's career-obsessed and lives on her BlackBerry.
Candace: True, but she's not some ideal from a piece of fiction. Now, her man, on the other hand, is iconic. Mmm. If I went that way, that's what I'd get. A tall, vanilla swagger latte. I like, I like, I like.

Tuck: So you're not backing off?
FDR: Nope.

We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!


Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

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