Ellie Andrews: Aren't you gonna congratulate me?
Peter Warne: What for?
Ellie Andrews: Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.

Ellie Andrews: I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb!
Peter Warne: What're you gonna do?
Ellie Andrews: It's a system all my own.

Don't fall out of any windows!

Alexander Andrews

I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

Peter Warne

FDR (to Lauren in an art gallery talking about the finer points of Lauren's favorite painter): He was a strong advocate of the finger painting movement.
Agent (after losing his audio hookup to FDR): We lost contact.
Tuck (taking over the audio feed to FDR): Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.
FDR (to Lauren): The intimacy with the canvas, to finger a painting... to...
Tuck: Sometimes he would use mud and sticks...
FDR (to Lauren): You know, he used mud and sticks...
Tuck (taking over the audio feed to FDR): And if he couldn't find a stick...
FDR (to Lauren): And if he couldn't find a stick...
Lauren: What?!
FDR (to Lauren): You know, enough talking. Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.

Tuck: So you're not backing off?
FDR: Nope.

You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little b**ch?

Trish (to Lauren)

Okay you can do this. You are confident woman who can deal with conflict. I'm going to pass out. Just get out there, tell them your decision. They're rational. They may even become friends. They'll probably just shake hands....


Lauren: Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not this week.

Tuck is great. He's sweet. He's kind. We have so much fun. But he's maybe too sweet -- a little earnest? Sort of safe.

Lauren (to Trish)

May the best man win.


Don't go with the better guy; go with the guy who makes you better.


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