Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

If you're here, who's singing in Times Square?


Tess: My water just broke!
Griffin: All of it?

Grandpa Jed: So you went out for a slice of pizza, right? And you may have just run into the one. You know what that is?
Sam: Insanity?
Grandpa Jed: Serendipity. You don't mess with serendipity.

New Year's is the worst night of all to go out. People who don't drink or party all year suddenly going all Kanye on you...


Nothing beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Stan Harris

Let's go honey. Nobody wins when pregnant women fight.


You're 30, you can't afford to be picky.


(to Dex and Rachel) If people fall in love based on similarity, then two of you would be a couple.


Ethan: What do you want?
Rachel: I want not to want him.

Have you ever gone down a road, far down and wondered, maybe it wasn't what you want?


Dex: Let's get one more drink.
Rachel: You don't want to.
Dex: I want to.

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