Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
Leon: What one?
Holden: What?
Leon: What desert?
Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
Leon: Tortoise? What's that?
Holden: [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a turtle is?
Leon: Of course!
Holden: Same thing.
Leon: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Leon: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Holden: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
[Leon has become visibly shaken]
Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?

Roy: There's only two of us now.
Pris: Then we're stupid and we'll die.

Ripley: Will you listen to me, Parker? Shut up!
Parker: Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
Ripley: It's using the air shafts.
Parker: You don't know that.
Ripley: That's the only way. We'll move in pairs. We'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have it cornered. And then we'll blow it the fuck out into space! Is that acceptable to you?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy," who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: [laughs] Ronald Reagan. The actor? Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis!

Emperor: Search your feelings, Lord Vader. You will know it to be true. He will destroy us.
Darth Vader: He's just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.

C-3PO: I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked?"
R2D2: [beeps]
C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!

I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it.

Marty McFly

Dr. Emmett Brown: Oh, my God, they found me, I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty.
Marty McFly: Who? Who?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Who do you think? The Libyans.
Marty McFly: Holy shit!

Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.

Marty McFly

[Lorraine's parents are talking about Marty McFly, Lorraine's future son]
Stella Baines: He's a very strange young man.
Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you.

Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.

Queen Amidala: You're a slave?
Anakin: I'm a person and my name is Anakin.

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