[Head restraint brings the computer screen right in-front of him] Ooh that's very clever.

Wikus Van De Merwe

Queen Amidala: How did you end up here with us?
Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

S. S. Strickland: Who?
[jabs Marty with shotgun threateningly]
Marty McFly: Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know, Mr... From school, sir!
S. S. Strickland: I've never seen you before, but you look to me like a slacker!
Marty McFly: Yeah! That's right! That's right, I am a slacker! Don't you remember, you gave me detention last week!
S. S. Strickland: Last week? The school burnt down six years ago! Now you got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Marshall Strickland. I didn't know you was back in town.
Marshall Strickland: If you can't read the sign, Tannen, I presume you can read THIS.

Lando Calrissian: We won't get another chance at this, Admiral.
Admiral Ackbar: We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude.
Lando Calrissian: Han will have that shield down. We've got to give him more time.

Pris: Must get lonely here, J.F.
J.F. Sebastian: Not really. I MAKE friends. They're toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby. I'm a genetic designer.

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.


I can only protect you, I cannot fight a war for you.

Qui-Gon Jinn

Yoda: Master Qui-Gon. More to say have you?
Qui-Gon Jinn: With your permission, my master, I have encountered a vergence in the Force.
Yoda: A vergence, you say?
Mace Windu: Located around a person?
Qui-Gon Jinn: A boy. His cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I have seen in a life-form. It was possible he was conceived by the midi-chlorians.
Mace Windu: You refer to the prophecy of The One who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy?

This world's a treasure, but it's been telling us to leave for a while now.


Everybody remember where we parked.


[Marty has crashed into a theater after getting back to 1985] Crazy drunk driver.

Red the Bum

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