Wheelie: That's my eye, you crazy bitch! Easy warrior goddess, I'm just a little salvage scrap drone.
Mikaela Banes: Then I'm your worst nightmare.
Diego Garcia #2: What we need is to come up with a suitable diplomatic solution...
Captain Lennox: What, like giving up the kid? There's NO negotiating with them!
Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.
Sam Witwicky: This isn't my war!
Optimus Prime: I fear it soon will be.
Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, it's the smell of $40,000 a year.
What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother.Agent Simmons
Sam Witwicky: Hey, beautiful! I made you a long-distance relationship kit... I got you a webcam so we can communicate 24/7!
Mikaela Banes: Sounds cute. I can't wait.
I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class!Sam Witwicky
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.Optimus Prime
We've kept much from you, Sam.Optimus Prime
Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?
Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.