You'll always be my first car man. I love you.Sam Witwicky
I don't know. I wanna... I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.Sam Witwicky
Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life!Sam Witwicky
Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?
Ron Witwicky: We're all going together!
I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number.B.O.B.
Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.Reporter
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [about B.O.B] As you can see, he has no brain.
B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one.
I'm not a quack. I'm a mad scientist.Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.
Humans of Earth, my quest has lead me to your planet. Give it to me now! You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. Gallaxhar out.Gallaxhar
Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants.The President of the United States
The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B.: She? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.
Somebody think of something, and think of it fast!The President of the United States