I was just gonna sniff a bag but one guy says if you're gonna sniff you might as well pop it and another guys says if you gonna pop it you might as well mainline.

Jim

Just my own naked self and the stars breathing down, it's beautiful.

Jim

[after noticing Monica at the dance] Damn, girl, I didn't know Nike made dresses.

Shawnee

It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.

Monica

You gotta have presence on the court. Presence like a cheetah rather than a chimp. Sure, they both got it, but Chimpy gotta jump his nuts around to get it. The shy cheetah moves with total nonchalance, stickin' it to them in his sexy, slow strut. Me? I play like a cheetah.

Jim

Who's the whore now?

Diane Moody

And in the next life, father, I'M gonna have the PADDLE.

Jim

Double or nothing.

Quincy

...did I ever tell you about the first time I did heroin?

Jim

I'll tell you what, if our school was this nice I would go there more than once a week.

Mickey

Idle time is the devil's play thing

Jim's Mother

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games !

Coach Davis

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