Oh that's great! That's just FUCKING great! Did you get that?

Jack Rose

I've been in love with you since I was eleven, and the shit won't go away.

Monica

It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.

Monica

Double or nothing.

Quincy

[after noticing Monica at the dance] Damn, girl, I didn't know Nike made dresses.

Shawnee

So that's it? Just forget about you and me?

Monica

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games !

Coach Davis

All's fair in love and basketball.

Quincy

And in the next life, father, I'M gonna have the PADDLE.

Jim

You gotta have presence on the court. Presence like a cheetah rather than a chimp. Sure, they both got it, but Chimpy gotta jump his nuts around to get it. The shy cheetah moves with total nonchalance, stickin' it to them in his sexy, slow strut. Me? I play like a cheetah.

Jim

If basketball is all you care about, why you bonin' me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?

Quincy

Gee whiz, ma, we oughtta have these heart to heart talks more often, they're good for us.

Jim

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