Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Gib

Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!

Simon

You're fired!

Harry

I married Rambo!

Helen Tasker

What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.

Gib

You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.

Gib

[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.

Gib

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Joyce

Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

Detective John Kimble

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

Joseph

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