I need a vacation.

The Terminator

John Connor: Is it dead?
The Terminator: Terminated.

The Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Biker: You forgot to say please...

[to The Terminator] Now don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terminator, right?

John Connor

Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

Gib

Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

Gib

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Gib

Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!

Simon

You're fired!

Harry

I married Rambo!

Helen Tasker

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