Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.


Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!


You're fired!


I married Rambo!

Helen Tasker

What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.


You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.


Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.


[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.


You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.


Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

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