Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

Gib

Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

Gib

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Gib

You're fired!

Harry

I married Rambo!

Helen Tasker

What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.

Gib

Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

Harry

[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.

Gib

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Joyce

Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

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