Talk about genetic deficiencies-isn't that pitiful?


My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.


Maximillian Cohen: 11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.

You're a funny guy - but looks aren't everything.


Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice.


I had the craziest dream last night about a girl who has turned into a swan, but her prince falls for the wrong girl and she kills herself.


Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!

You're fired!


He'd kill us if he got the chance.


Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.


Our target for this year's purge is hiding in your home. You have one hour to find him and give him to us or we will kill all of you. We will be coming in.

Polite Leader

I am an innocent man!

Nick Cassidy

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