Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

Harry

[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.

Gib

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Joyce

Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

Detective John Kimble

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

Joseph

Detective John Kimble: I have a headache. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!

SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Detective John Kimble

Joshua: Are you married, Mr. Kimble? Detective
John Kimble: No, I'm not.
Joshua: [shouts] He's not married, Mom!

[during Who is Your Daddy game] My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he-he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz-um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.

Emma

Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?

Detective John Kimble

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