Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.

Lewis

Sherrif Bullard: Don't ever do nothin' like this again. Don't come back up here.
Bobby: You don't have to worry about that, Sheriff.

I used to have a pony, on Coney Island. It got hit by a truck.

Sport

Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!

Simon

Now, who wants to play?

Senator Roark

You're fired!

Harry

Meg: Is that Morse Code?
Sarah: No, SOS.
Meg: Where did you learn that?
Sarah: Titanic!

[looking through the medicine cabinet] How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?

Junior

According to you, people should be born, live, and die in the same place.

Lisa

You want to know something? I don't think Mozart's going to help at all.

Midge

That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around.

Thomas Leroy

Officer Jim Gilpin: You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?
Detective Rhonda Boney: Actually, I have never found that to be true.

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