He's a caca-poopookid
You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping!Detective John Kimble
Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing! I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah! I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.Cullen Crisp
I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!Detective John Kimble
Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?Detective John Kimble
[during Who is Your Daddy game] My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he-he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz-um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.Emma
Joshua: Are you married, Mr. Kimble? Detective
John Kimble: No, I'm not.
Joshua: [shouts] He's not married, Mom!
SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!Detective John Kimble
Detective John Kimble: I have a headache. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!
My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.Joseph
[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.Rina, Tina
We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"Detective John Kimble