Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Joyce

[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.

Gib

Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

Harry

You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.

Gib

What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.

Gib

I married Rambo!

Helen Tasker

Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!

Gib

You're fired!

Harry

Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!

Simon

Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Gib

Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

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