Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.
You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.Joyce
[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.Gib
Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.Harry
You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.Gib
What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.Gib
I married Rambo!Helen Tasker
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!Gib
Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!Simon
Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.Gib
Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.