Western Quotes
Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out.
Capt. James West
You know what else can kill you? Doctors!
Albert
I'm not the hero. I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt; that's who I am.
Albert
Where are all the white women at?
Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.
Albert
Clinch: Where did you learn to shoot?
Albert: Your wife.
Edward: Oh, snap!
[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.
Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Edward: Oh.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.
George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.
Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.
Edward
[playing his role as a black slaver to the hilt] You niggas gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these white men here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me!
Django
[to slaves] And in the odd chance there are any Astronomy aficionados amongst you the North Star is... that one.
Dr. King Schultz
