D'Artangnan, motherfucker!

Django

[preparing to whip Little Jody] And the Lord said "The fear of ye, and the dread of ye, shall be on every beast of the Earth."

Big John Brittle

Calvin Candie: I'm curious, what makes you such a mandingo expert?
Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious.

[to slaves] And in the odd chance there are any Astronomy aficionados amongst you the North Star is... that one.

Dr. King Schultz

[playing his role as a black slaver to the hilt] You niggas gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these white men here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me!

Django

Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.

Edward

Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Edward: Oh.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.

[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.

Gunman at Fair in Final Scene

Clinch: Where did you learn to shoot?
Albert: Your wife.
Edward: Oh, snap!

My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.

Albert

Where are all the white women at?

Gunman at Fair in Final Scene

I'm not the hero. I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt; that's who I am.

Albert

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