[singing] Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

Butch Cassidy

I swear, if Sweetface told me that I rode out of town 10 minutes ago, I'd believe him.

Butch Cassidy

Here, take this money and give my half and Ned's half to my kids. Tell 'em if I ain't back in a week, they give half to Sally Two-Trees. You keep the rest, you can get them spectacles now.

Will Munny

Etta Place: Do you know what you're doing?
Butch Cassidy: Theoretically.

Butch Cassidy: Kid, there's something I ought to tell you... I never shot anybody before.
Sundance Kid: One hell of a time to tell me.

[referring to his gun] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will...

The Schofield Kid

[discussing the assassination of President Garfield] If you were to try to assassination a king, sir, the... how shall I say it? The aura of royalty would cause you to miss. But, the president... I mean, why not shoot the president?

English Bob

[after Butch blows train to pieces] Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Sundance Kid

I ain't like that no more. I ain't the same, Ned. Claudia, she straightened me up, cleared me of drinkin' whiskey and all. Just 'cause we're goin' on this killing, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was. I just need the money, get a new start for them youngsters. Ned, you remember that drover I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about him now and again. He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot, at least nothin' I could remember when I sobered up.

Will Munny

That was the first one... first one I ever killed. You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican that come at me with a knife, I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothing, neither.

The Schofield Kid

The Schofield Kid: I ain't never killed no one before that, Will.
Will Munny: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that guy.

You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches.

Will Munny

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