Jay: Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head?
Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?
Jay: What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?
Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.
Jay: What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head? I want some...
[God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]


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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Jay, Metatron
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Dogma Quotes

[waking from a dream] I didn't cum on you, Pete, I swear.

Jay

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron