God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.

Bruce

Rating: 2.5 / 5.0 (4 Votes)

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Movie:
Bruce Almighty
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Bruce Nolan
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We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.

Bruce

God, why do you hate me?

Bruce