Shrek the Third Quotes

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop It!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

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Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!

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Shrek Movies News

• Puss in Boots 2: Antonio Banderas Says "We're Doing Another One"
• Another Shrek Movie On Its Way: Shrek the Sixth?
• Puss in Boots Purrs onto DVD and Blu-Ray

Shrek the Third Photos