Jay: Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know.
[Rufus falls out of the sky]
Jay: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.


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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Character:
Jay
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Dogma Quotes

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

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