Rosemary: Hal, do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, ok? Cause it makes me uncomfortable.
Hal: Umm, ok. Do you have a problem with compliments?
Rosemary: Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be. And I'm fine with that. But when you go around saying I'm something that I'm not, it's just, it's just not nice.


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Movie:
Shallow Hal
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Rosemary Shanahan, Hal Larson
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[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
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Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.