Have you ever been to DC? No, sir. I haven't. I was talking ...

Dieter Von Cunth: "Have you ever been to DC?"
Guy: "No, sir. I haven't."
Dieter Von Cunth: "I was talking to the missile."


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Movie:
MacGruber
Genre:
Comedy
Star:
Val Kilmer
Character:
Dieter Von Cunth
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