
Having children, is, it's like living with little mini drug...
Having children, is, it's like living with little mini drug addicts. You know, they're laughing one minute, and then they're crying the next, and then they're trying to kill themselves in your bathroom for no good reason. They're very mean and selfish and they burn through your money and they break sh-.
Dave
- Movie:
- The Change-Up
- Genre:
- Comedy
- Character:
- Dave
- Related Quotes:
- Comedy Quotes
- Added by:
- Matt Richenthal
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