Major League

Everybody: Hello. Do you know us? We're a Major League Baseball team.
Jake Taylor: But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town.
Eddie Harris: That's why we carry the American Express card.
Rick Vaughn: No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.
Pedro Cerrano: So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter.
Roger Dorn: Look what it's done for US. People still DON'T recognize us but...
Lou Brown: We're contenders now.

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Movie:: Major League
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, Jake Taylor, Roger Dorn, Pedro Cerrano
Related Quotes:: Major League Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn Quotes, Jake Taylor Quotes, Roger Dorn Quotes, Pedro Cerrano Quotes
Added:: April 24, 2007
Modified:: March 31, 2014 18:23

Major League Quotes

Rick Vaughn: What's that shit on your chest?
Eddie Harris: Crisco? Bardol? Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeÃ±o up my nose, get it running, and if I need to load the ball up I just... wipe my nose.

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Added: April 24, 2007

I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.
Jake Taylor

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Added: April 24, 2007