Talladega Nights

Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! Help me, Oprah Winfrey!
Ricky Bobby

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Movie:: Talladega Nights
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Ricky Bobby
Related Quotes:: Talladega Nights Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Ricky Bobby Quotes
Added:: September 03, 2006

Talladega Nights Quotes

I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-Shirt, that says, like, "I want to be formal, but I like to party too." I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party too.
Cal Naughton Jr

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Added: September 03, 2006

God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?
Jean Girard

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Added: September 03, 2006