Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.

Dom

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Movie:
There's Something About Mary
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Dom Woganowski
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