President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?


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Movie:
Hot Shots! Part Deux
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Thomas 'Tug' Benson
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Hot Shots! Part Deux Quotes

These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

Topper Harley

I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.

Topper Harley