Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here?
[cops left moments earlier to check out a shooting in Millbrook Park]
Harold: What the hell are you doing?
Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
Harold: Jesus Christ! What'd you do that for?
Kumar: I'm fucking starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.

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Movie:: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Harold Lee, Kumar Patel
Related Quotes:: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Harold Lee Quotes, Kumar Patel Quotes
Added:: May 11, 2007

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Quotes

Officer Palumbo: What kind of name is that anyhow? Kumar? What is that five o's or two u's?
Kumar: No, it's actually one "u"
Officer Palumbo: Yeah... bullshit.

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Added: May 11, 2007

Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!

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Added: May 11, 2007