Happy Gilmore

Chubbs: Hey, I'll bet your neighbour the accountant, can't drive the ball 400 yards. I'll bet your neighbour the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!
Happy Gilmore: And how would I do that?
Chubbs: You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.
Happy Gilmore: Gold jacket, Green jacket, who gives a shit.

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Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Happy Gilmore, Chubbs Peterson
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Happy Gilmore Quotes, Chubbs Peterson Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006

Happy Gilmore Quotes

You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
Happy Gilmore

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Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

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