Preston: Hey, I've got one for ya. Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl, and you came up to me and started telling me all these asinine stories? Remember that, huh?
Random Guy: No.
Preston: Gee, that's funny. Because it just happened!


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Movie:
Can't Hardly Wait
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Preston Meyers
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