Half Baked

Brian: Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What's that like?

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Movie:: Half Baked
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Brian
Related Quotes:: Half Baked Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Brian Quotes
Added:: September 17, 2007

Half Baked Quotes

Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
Sir-Smoke-Alot

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Added: September 17, 2007

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.
Enhancement Smoker

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Added: September 17, 2007