Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?
Ted: No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.
Mary: You're not that far ahead, Ted.


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Movie:
There's Something About Mary
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Pat Healy, Ted Stroehmann
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