How did you know I was wearing a bullet proof vest? You're wea...

Lt. Dixon Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet proof vest?"
MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet proof vest?! Awesome!"


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Movie:
MacGruber
Genre:
Comedy
Stars:
Will Forte, Ryan Phillippe
Characters:
MacGruber, Lt. Dixon Piper
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MacGruber Quotes

I'm putting together a team. Its filled with American heroes with over 100 years of combined combat experience... and a whole lot of brotherhood.

MacGruber

MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
Vicki St. Elmo: Upper-decker?
MacGruber:Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl... You look great.

MacGruber Review

Well, so I finally got around to seeing MacGruber. Was it worth it? Yes and no. Before I was able to see MacGruber in person, the film...

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