How many of you have self-help books? Okay, that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your *self* sucks!

Dr. P

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Movie:
School for Scoundrels
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Dr. P
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School for Scoundrels Quotes

Dr. P: There are two kinds of men in the world: those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you.

Roger, I used to be just like you. But look at me now, I'm awesome! I run this entire place. I'm dating TWO Asian chicks!

Ian