Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)

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Movie:
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Kumar Patel
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Quotes

Officer Palumbo: What kind of name is that anyhow? Kumar? What is that five o's or two u's?
Kumar: No, it's actually one "u"
Officer Palumbo: Yeah... bullshit.

Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?

Officer Palumbo