Superbad

Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' dick.

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Movie:: Superbad
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Seth, Evan
Related Quotes:: Superbad Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Seth Quotes, Evan Quotes
Added:: August 17, 2007

Superbad Quotes

[imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.
Seth

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Added: August 31, 2007

Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.

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Added: August 17, 2007