Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' dick.


Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 (4 Votes)

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Movie:
Superbad
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Seth, Evan
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I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."

Seth

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