I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

Ted

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Movie:
There's Something About Mary
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Ted Stroehmann
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Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!

Mary's Stepfather

Tucker: Really? Where would I have seen your work?
Pat Healy: Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?
Tucker: Twice last year. Which building's yours?
Pat Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
Pat Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.