The 40 Year Old Virgin

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
Andy Stitzer

5.0 / 5.0
1
2
3
4
5

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (6 Votes)

Edit Delete

Movie:: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Andy Stitzer
Related Quotes:: The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Andy Stitzer Quotes
Added:: August 25, 2006

The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
David: There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
David: Well, this is... It's called School of... You know...
Andy Stitzer: That's nice.
David: But it stars Jack Black Cock.
Andy Stitzer: That makes sense.

Permalink: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment. There's ...

Added: August 25, 2006

I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.
Andy Stitzer

Permalink: I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in i...

Added: August 25, 2006