Bull Durham

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I don't hit no man first.
Crash Davis: All right, then...
[throws him a baseball]
Crash Davis: ... hit me in the chest with that.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I'd kill you!
Crash Davis: Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.

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Movie:: Bull Durham
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Ebby Calvin LaLoosh, Crash Davis
Related Quotes:: Bull Durham Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Quotes, Crash Davis Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006
Modified:: February 19, 2014 00:44

Bull Durham Quotes

The rose goes in the front, big guy.
Crash Davis

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Added: September 27, 2006

Crash Davis: Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [to himself] What's this guy know about pitching? If he's so good how come he's been in the minors for the last ten years? If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him?
Crash Davis: Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know shit, all right? If you wanna make it to the bigs, you'll listen to me. Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? So relax! Let's have some fun out here! This game's fun, OK? Fun goddamnit. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.

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Added: September 27, 2006