Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I don't hit no man first.
Crash Davis: All right, then...
[throws him a baseball]
Crash Davis: ... hit me in the chest with that.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I'd kill you!
Crash Davis: Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.


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Movie:
Bull Durham
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh, Crash Davis
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Bull Durham Quotes

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh