Bull Durham

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I don't hit no man first.
Crash Davis: All right, then...
[throws him a baseball]
Crash Davis: ... hit me in the chest with that.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I'd kill you!
Crash Davis: Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.

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Movie:: Bull Durham
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Ebby Calvin LaLoosh, Crash Davis
Related Quotes:: Bull Durham Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Quotes, Crash Davis Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006
Modified:: February 19, 2014 00:44

Bull Durham Quotes

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

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Added: September 27, 2006

Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh

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Added: September 27, 2006