Ron Albertson: I had to have penis reduction surgery.
Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis reduction?
Sheila: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"


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Movie:
Waiting for Guffman
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Dr. Allan Pearl, Ron Albertson
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Waiting for Guffman Quotes

[singing at an old folks home in Miami] Bubbe made a kishke, she made it big and fat, My Zaydeh took one look at it and said "I can't eat that!' ... Oh Bubbe, Bubbe, Bubbe, Oh Bubbe me oh myyyyyyyy...

Dr. Pearl

You have to go where the love is. And the love for me, right now, is in Miami, not Blaine.

Dr. Pearl