Wet Hot American Summer

Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!

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Movie:: Wet Hot American Summer
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Beth, Gail von Kleinenstein
Related Quotes:: Wet Hot American Summer Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Beth Quotes
Added by:: Micah J Gordon
Added:: September 06, 2012

Wet Hot American Summer Quotes

McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: OK.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

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Added: September 06, 2012

I went to sleepaway camp so long ago that it was the Stone Age. No, but seriously, it wasn't the Stone Age... it was the Ice Age! No, really, it was the Stone Age.
Alan Shemper

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Added: September 06, 2012